people who do the dishes without wearing gloves should be feared and will survive the apocalypse
People wear gloves?
yeah?? There’s special gloves for it???
Where do you get these magical gloves?
The grocery store
should I open the door
you should open the door
I’m crying oh my fucking god
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
This is so amazing it’s pissing me off
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.
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